From Andrew Shorter, a wonderful post entitled "Shorter Right-Wing Punditry's Reaction to the Valerie Plame Affair: An Internal Dialogue."
Why would master do this? Why he tricks us, and betrays us?No, it couldn't have been master! Master is good and kind, and gives us wriggly fishes from his table, so juicy sweet! No, no, never master!
But why would the names of lady spiesies be in the newspapers? It's so confusing, it makes our brainses feel all swirly and bad!
Read the original, which has lots of embeded linky goodness.
Hilarious! (slight pun intended.)